Quote of the day 30th April

In response to a guy complaining that his leg curl weight
hasn't increased since he started dead lifting:

"That's like bitching about masturbation not being fun
anymore since you started dating a porn star"

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Quote of the day 29th April

Soy milk is essentially Coffee-Mate laced with estrogen, and is best left to vegans and other socialist vegetarian types that can't bring themselves to eat the completely natural-for-humans flesh of our friends the Animals but who have no trouble with slaughtering trillions of our other friends the Plants and processing -- in gigantic factories run by multinational corporations with shareholders that eat meat themselves -- very selectively chosen components of their poor little bodies into gooey shit that humans have never had an opportunity to adapt to digesting.

Why, eating such material, with its high levels of isoflavones, touted by gynaecologists as tantamount to Estrogen Replacement Therapy (ERT), will make you grow boobs, and this will screw up the clean lines of this fine young man's Under Armor.

I recommend against it.

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Quote of the day 28th April

...and since we all want big chesticles, we have to put some pec in it, ok? Chesticles are why we bench press, afteral.

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Quote of the day 27th April

My own opinion of Greg [Glassman] is that he has done more to legitimize actual training in the minds of the public than any other person since Arthur Jones destroyed it in the mid-70s.

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Quote of the day 26th April

On steroids:

There are no shortcuts.
The fact that a shortcut is important to you means that you are a pussy.

Quote of the day 25th April

Rip:

"Leg Pressing is masturbation."

Guy:

"Oh, come on. Masturbation isn't that bad."

Rip:

"Oh, I didn't say it was bad. But at least when I masturbate, I am not under the impression that I'm making anybody else cum but me."

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Quote of the day 24th April

The only legitimate use for a glove is to cover an injury...

A desire to prevent callus formation (possibly so as to not snag one's pantyhose)
does not constitute a legitimate use.

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